youaintgotttaliecraig:

condescendist:

Early signs that she’s not the one

*CRIES*

i do the most responsible thing. and i say HELL TO THE NO. norbit is out of here. it is long time in hell before mr wong suck poison out of nother mans ass.

hate eating shitty ass caf food everyday im used to eating good tasting food cooked by my dad. I’m too famous for this

cramp:

this dog is so happy, i bet it has it’s life together

officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

cisles:

rnackenzie:

cisles:

rnackenzie i have who-ya-callin-pinhead hoarded and i will b accepting paypal payments for its return

I’ll pay 100$

$200 no lower

What about 300

thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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