lardypoison:
tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow
estuds:
do not steal candy from babies. babies know how to use pepper spray
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
on this weeks episode of hoarders: iphone apps
snorlaxatives:
i wish i was a sim so i could get fit after one cardio work out
methlabrador:
[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
tibets:
2006 was a simpler time
-annoying:
who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
10000bc:
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
